LITERAL Assassin’s Creed Revelations Trailer
MP3: itunes.apple.com Daily Vlogs: youtube.com Game Commentary: youtube.com POSTERS! – dft.ba Fans! facebook.com Shirts! bit.ly Twitter! bit.ly Recomposed by Brennan Anderson brennananderson.com LYRICS: Stargate, Ubisoft, Sparkle. Fade in to the left hand of a sleepy man. How’d he fall asleep there? Help up the sleepy hooded man. That’s what beds are for. Drag him cross the stone floor. Front shot then a shot from the ceiling. He could get carpet burned. Slow fade. Cut to white on a boat, I’m looking ahead. Holding on a rope. I am… nauseous, Now I’m alone, and walking away. And I’m afraid of heights. Oh sh**, how’d I get up here? If I fall then I would be dead. I made it down alright. I feel great… RAAHH! GOD! COME ON! Whoever shot that arrow’s gonna pay. Enter Bald Guy With a Cape. Break the arrow off, you can take a bald guy. Then you see the bald guy joined by some other guys. RUN UP! In slow motion, kick a guy in the head. Stab his friend. Spin around, roll off. Punch a face. Start out in slow motion first, then use your speed hack. Grab a sword, use it to deflect. Stab him in the back. Get down just in time, and slap him in the face. Friendly Fire’s on, apparently. Why unsheath your blade? Make ‘em use their own. Time out, lemme get my Weap’s… IN SLOW-MO. I am the first X-Man. That joke’s ahead of our time, but you still gonna die! Who the hell is that guy? The second X-Man. Don’t watch him walk away, or you’ll lose a hidden blade and get surrounded. OOWHITE …
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www.youtube.com Click here to watch the first episode of Arby ‘n’ The Chief: Hypermail! Arby ‘n’ the Chief – “Genesis” (S06E01) Four months have passed since the wedding crash punctuating season five. The toys are still banned from playing Halo online. Master Chief resorts to drawing on the walls and burning holes in the carpet to fill his days. The Arbiter, having not spoken to Claire in some time, has become a full-blown alcoholic and has convinced himself he has absolutely no control over his life. Greg has been nowhere to be found. Meanwhile, on the online battleground, to combat a rise in in-game cheating and hacking, the OMN (Online Multiplayer Network) establishes an organization named the TOSERS (Terms of Service Enforcement/Response Squad), consisting of moderators of varying ranks and within different divisions who are deployed to police online matches. In response, a ruthless clan of hackers known as Chaos Theosis rises and threatens to wreak havoc online with an illegal software patch commonly referred to by underground hacking communities as FragBan, which allows patched players to place an irreversible console ban on any player he or she frags in the game as well as steal that player’s personal account information, unless TOSERS is immediately dismantled and its moderators are removed from gameplay… This video will teach you: HOW TO become a full-blown alcoholic HOW TO draw crude pictures of genitalia HOW TO use leet hacks to threaten the online …
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@4CILO4 its not altair’s fault ezzio looked at altair nobody forced him to stop fighting and ezzio was… only distracted i agree with you about ezzio owing them but dont blame his deafeat on altair.
@SuperBabybug that’s freaking nasty xD
@lolvideos2242000 Grammar fail
Err If there is a bale of hay why did ezio do the leap of faith or fail…
1:42 Que Trololo music
@mrmemeish Skyrim Guards are Pussys^^
Do prototype plz or 2 wen it kums out
0:40 till 2:35 is so cool
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ Y u no use assassin signal Ezio!?
fucking Awesome
THIS IS FUCKING STUPID! ok now that i have your attention…THIS IS FUCKING AWSOUME xD
wrath of the titans!!
1:50 best part
@Rsunfable Iron by Woodkid
whats the original song?
i like how kinda sound like the real trailer song (wood kid iron) if u didnt no the song
I am….. nauseous. Gets to me every time!
@racord111 thumbs up whore
@mrmemeish arrow in the knee*.
Just saying.
Lots of templars were harmed during the making of this video…
@Codcraft187 It’s weapons.
Weap’s?
Ezio killed 1351 guards in this video.
ITS NOT UP TOO YOU TO KEEP HOPE UP!1
THATS ARBY N THE CHIEF THE MAKE US HOPE FOR NEW EPISODES
Fucking kids
i like the sonic quilt covers, i like ur style!
“u c taht giant squaere over they’re? THAT IS TEH DOOR. GTFO!” that made me randomly lol in my college class
OMG HIS NAME IS ACTUALLY MIKE HUNT
I’m a huge fan of the Arbiter, but he needs to pull the stick out of his ass and enjoy life again.
@user24779 no they just want halo server down
If TOSERS was real, would it in other video games besides Halo: Reach?
best seris on machinima
17:17 mike hunt ROFL (read out loud)
If all eight year olds have a million pubes then I was a very underdeveloped 8 year old
IM EIGHT MOTHER FUCKER!
12:18-14:55
i want the music on my iPod
17:02 Lol it should be Terms Of Service
17:23 shouldn’t it be Terms Of Service?
I thought they were gonna PLAY the fuckin genesis!!!
Make more vids jon. K? Ohk? Okay? K jon? Ohk jon? K.
8 year olds dont have pubes lol
the last season was soo sad but.. yeah…
What does Jon think when he comes home and there are crude penis drawings all over his wall?
lol!
“im a toser, and i work for you”
best name ever.
is it just me, or was Mastur Cheef… logical to arbiter about how he should stop drinking.
Mike Hunt I see what you did there
NOO I MISS GREG ALREADY! BRING HIM BACK HES SO AWESOME!!!